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Louise

Louise is a full romantic whose heart is the biggest i've ever encountered. Sensitive, passionate and sweet is what defines her the best. She might be shy at the beginning, but once you know her well, there's no way back, your friendship will be full of fun and deep conversations (during which she is a really good listener).
But, Louise does have a low selfesteem (why ? really, why ?) and you should really make her understand that she's just an angel on earth.

Otherwise, Louise is the kind of person that will find herself a writer as an husband, because someone needs to write about her the way she dreams to be seen wich is : in the most romantic way possible.
"What is that blinding light ?!"

"Oh it's just Louise coming our way!"
by iris77bje March 26, 2023
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Porsha Louise

a very sexy woman
by michaelscores February 21, 2023
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Sarah Louise Syndrome

A woman who suffers from an unfortunate combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”

Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable relationship and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and unnecessary need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.

Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the psychological health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held accountable.
Michelle: I can’t believe she had the entire class convinced she was a victim for an event that never occurred!
Abby: I know, she created problems where problems did not exist. I was there when it supposedly happened. Oddly, she provided two different stories depending on who she spoke with causing classic triangulation manipulation. To evade accountability, she painted a picture that she was being targeted when confronted over her behavior. I’m glad the professor is aware.
Michelle: Sounds like she has classic Sarah Louise Syndrome. I’m sure she will leave the class and enroll in a new one with a completely different backstory.

Abby: Yes, sounds like a complex case of multiple mental disorders that negatively affect the people who come in contact with her. I’m sure she will move to another area once she burns all her bridges again, it sounds like she specifically targets areas where she has anonymity temporarily .

Michelle: Yes, that is often how Sarah Louise Syndrome is successful in evading proper treatment. Everyone else will always be the problem and it may take a while for people who come in contact with her to “connect the dots,” but it’s inevitable with the parasitic nature of this syndrome.

Abby: Makes sense. She is a middle-aged woman with multiple excuses and exaggerated theatrics. It’s off-putting to anyone who is not unstable themselves.
by ICUWecu January 22, 2024
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Louising

When taking a shit, you purposely clench ur ass so the shit slides up and down ur rectum creating a sort of anal pleasure.
Bro I heard that dude louis moaning in the bathroom, i think he was louising!
by ANTJANTHONY January 29, 2024
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sweet sweet louise

a dove- the rarest of rare. this type of dove does not fly - but if she did- this world would not be the same... (positive/negative) No-one truly knows. if approached u better hope u have ear and eye protection. *eyes because the talons on this 'sweet sweet louise dove' (often mistaken for the non- confronting 'sweet louise dove')are beyond unimaginable! the ears for the unearthly sqreeeech she will bestow on her victim who falls to their knees grabbing the brains that are now pouring out of victims ears!
what did you do to sweet sweet louise?

is that sweet sweet louise? ... no way she was always so nice..... what do you mean she IS nice!... runs away terrified as fuk
cross her again fuckers!!!! you will ALWAYS lose !
by phlouinda February 5, 2024
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sweet sweet louise

a girl who is sweeter than ANYTHING at wonka's factory! she is a rather different kind of 'louise'- like 'wonder woman' & 'the hulk' she hides the very same secret in a much different 'jekyll/hyde' way- in the form of a beautiful dove! you'll know one of you cross one because it's breed is as rare as they come*NOT to be mistaken for the non confrontational, 'sweet louise' the 'sweet sweet louise' will make u stop dead in your tracks, it's camouflage is a distinct as the 'cuttlefish.' once she knows you have spotted her, she will mesmerize you in a belly dance that you won't know the venom she has inflicted is breaking down your insides.
me: is that sweet louise?!

friend: NO! DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT! that's a SWEET SWEET louise!

me: oh shit..act natural let's back away slowly

Gus: did you bring the chocolate frosting?
Koda: no, why?
gus: in case we run into a sweet sweet louise

cam: where is 'sweet sweet louise'
lynn: she is pissed off cuz she keeps getting mistaken for the 'sweet louise'
by phlouinda February 6, 2024
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Louise Kulson

Louise Kulson is the most beautiful girl ever. She impresses everyone, and everyone feens over her.
Look at Louise Kulson i want to be her
by Louise Kulson April 25, 2023
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