loser dust

The tiny particles of crud that are left on the bar, desk, or counter top when you are done checking "scratcher" lottery tickets. Named after the fact that most instant lottery tickets are losers, as are most people who count on them for a source of financial existance.
Angie wiped up the bar after Bob left.
Spilled beer, cigarette ashes, some loser dust, and 50 cents in change that wouldn't buy Bob another draft or scratcher. "fugging drunk loser asshole" she thought.
by OldFart77 November 03, 2007
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Sexy Losers

The greatest webcomic ever created. The author, known only as Hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a porn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.
Luis: Ha-ha! I love Sexy Losers!
Davo: Yeah, Hard is the best! Ha-ha!
by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005
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VPILF Loser

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.
Wow...lots of VPILF losers today
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
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loser's limp

An ailment or impediment, typically manifested through injury, that is feigned or exaggerated by a competitor to explain a poor performance
A: "Federer is one set and a break ahead now but his opponent has started to clutch at his hamstring after each rally, "
B: "Looks like he's getting a bit of a loser's limp."
by Chad McShane June 30, 2009
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loser cruiser

Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...
by shawn January 17, 2004
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Beatle Loser

Someone who is obsessed with The Beatles but are looked upon as being different. It is cool to be a Beatle Loser, especially when you admit to it. They don't care what people think and will always twist and shout.
Belinda and Ellyn will always be Beatle Losers.
by Little Linda August 11, 2005
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Lima Loser

A term coined on the Fox show "Glee"- meaning a person that won't succeed in life and will be a loser for the rest of his/her life and never amount to anything.

Lima being the town in which the Glee characters live in, or Lost In the Middle of America (L.I.M.A.)
Quinn Fabray: "Puck, you will always be a LIMA loser!"
by misslmb November 17, 2009
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