Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

by Freezod September 29, 2012

ruby red lipstick

Having sex with a woman on her period then sliding it in her mouth, leaving menstral blood...

My girl was on the rag so I gave her some ruby red lipstick

by Jason Truink March 29, 2008

French lipstick

The act of having sex with a menstrating women followed by the act of using the penis to reden her lips with the said mestration as if it where lipstick.

I hooked up with this mad slut last night. Bitch didnt tell me she was on her period so I gave her the french lipstick.

by fluffy monsters March 24, 2012

Putting Lipstick on a pig

a cheap shot politicians use to denounce MILF VP canidates.

"Letting Sarah Palin run, is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Mysterywriter October 24, 2008

New Jersey Lipstick

When you eat some bloody vagina.

Dude my girl is on the rag, but last night I had this urge for some New Jersey lipstick.

by toosdee July 13, 2010

Last Minute Lipstick

The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period and then having her give you head with blood all over your C**k

I had me a little last minute lipstick action with this girl last night it was special.

by Djloki59 July 24, 2008

lipstick on a fascist pig

In politics, the use of lies, spin, compelling personal narratives, and other forms of propaganda to distract and mislead the voting public so that it may be manipulated into giving consent to violations of its own rights and interests by the perpetrating parties.

The candidate blathered on and on about the glory of his high school football days--clearly just more lipstick on a fascist pig.

by Del Griffith October 27, 2008