Knee Slapnea

The most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. In this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. Untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.

I feel terrible, I told Bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of Knee Slapnea, am I responsible for any injury?

by phidgety September 12, 2016

Keeg’s Knees

Keeg has no knee caps. Therefore he has never caped. He can’t cap, he is keeg with no cap.

I shit my self and threw the turd like Peyton Manning bro Keeg’s knees dawg

by Peequivers December 30, 2022

strong knees

The strengthening of ones knees due to them always being on them from giving blowjobs. Similar to being a kiss ass.

Mark: "Man, Carl got promoted again? He must really be a hard worker!"
Dave: "Nah, he's just got strong knees"

by coitusking69 February 6, 2017

knee ko

A knockout via knee strike.

Hey, did you hear that guy yell "knee ko" over there? Let's get some pool cues and go pound his nose down through his asshole.

by hexrei May 29, 2008

knee time

Knee time is an opportunity at any given moment to get on your knees and suck your manager off for a promotion.

Micheale put in a lot of knee time to get her promotion.

by Darksim23 September 8, 2016

Chicken Knee

Chicken Knee is the best thing in the world it’s not food but it is a way a life

Random dude :Live the Chicken Knee life style Allie

Allie:ok man

by ItsShybear October 15, 2019

dunkers knee

Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)

Me: Yo long josh are you good ?

Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up

MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?

Lex: why?

MICAH: my dunkers knee !

*lex pulls over the vehicle*

MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap

Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up

MICAH: my fault woe, feel better

Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up

by Skelot March 3, 2019