kiwi sakana

Translates to “fish fish” in english, a common insult of the japanese or asian. When someone says this they are calling you annoying or smelly.

Eun: Ah, kiwi sakana!
Manro: Why are you so mean? I didn’t even do anything.

by Words2know July 30, 2018

kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

kiwi land

a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.

you know that place run by the psychopath?

oh yeah you mean kiwi land?

by TheALoafOfBread January 26, 2022

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”

by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

kiwi eater

code word for bisexual man no straight man will eat fruits

you eat kiwi !!?? if u bisexual just say that!!
oh yeah he a kiwi eater for sure

by thealphavegan March 2, 2021

Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.

Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.

by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023