Best ever fun time snack; perfect mixture of sweet and salty popcorn made in Southside Virginia. Perfectly popped kernals that create a great tasting snack
by popcorn king January 5, 2019
Get the Poppa Bear's Kettle Kornmug. When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.
I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.
by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022
Get the Fudge kettlemug. by Jefferson 27323272323273323 23 April 22, 2021
Get the Boiling kettlemug. Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
Get the kettlebell vs. kettle-cookedmug. by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020
Get the mississippi soup kettlemug. A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.
Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.
I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.
I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.
I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
by aza_uk March 6, 2015
Get the Kettle Snipermug. A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.
This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.
(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)
This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.
(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)
“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”
by KettleKing June 23, 2025
Get the Kettle Fingersmug.