Skip to main content
literally jesus and says ahem too much. is short and smart. only wears sweatshirts and if u have a friend named kaley she will literally be the ur other half. she is ur bestie westie and if u dont already, u should call her kale :D

pid
ppl: oh em gee its kaley!!!
more ppl: wow she is so cool and short
ppl: yes but lauren is better ahem
kaley by laurasaurus rex March 31, 2022
kaley mug front
Get the kaley mug.
See more merch
The hottest and best genshin impact character with long silky and shiny blue hair and an eye patch which somehow makes him even more sexier (he's so sexy omg). He also has scrumptious mommy milkers which are really great to stare at and are also always displayed to the whole world to see (thankfully). In addition, his hands are so elegant and he wears fingerless gloves. Did I also mention he's the prince of Khaenri'ah and the Cavalry Captain of Mondstadt? This man is unstoppable. But unfortunately, his past is so heartbreaking and his adopted brother hates his guts. He's also only mine, back off. He's the finest mf in genshin impact and if you disagree, you're wrong and have no taste whatsoever.
Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: isn't Kaeya so hot? He definitely solos your favs.
Some random idiot: no he's not!
Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

(Pls follow me on tiktok i'm desperate, thanks.)
Kaeya by Kaeya's slut Jade April 27, 2022
A young man who is prone to being cougar bait
Kase by Coug-Er October 16, 2008
A girl with a nice ass and banging body, somewhat normal when in public but can get real freaky in bed. They are usually brunettes but I've met some blonde ones but I finds the the brunette better. Kaleys are the most flirty people youll ever meet, but they also make great wifeys. Don't ever lose a kaley
Woahh who's the new chick??

Oh that's kaley

Kaley!?

I know right
Kaley by Bananaboy87 May 28, 2014
The meaning of Kacey is a Scottish warrior with a pineapple as her guard. She is fierce and strong and likes rubbery chips
“Oh wow did u see how fierce that women is” YES SHE IS KACEY BOIIII...add sc: pobox45
Kacey by Kierannnn January 5, 2018

kageyama tobio 

kageyama tobio is one of the gayest men alive in the world, “who is he in gay for?” you may ask.. THE SUN! THE FREAKING SUNN 💀🤌🏾
omg kageyama tobio is so gay
kageyama tobio by simplykenma December 24, 2020

Kaeyashawty

Kaeyashawty is someone on tiktok who’s beautiful and amazing and also like the biggest fucking simp in existence. No seriously. It’s unhealthy but it’s their life and they’re great regardless. <3
“Kaeyashawty was talking about how they want to touch kaeyas fat juicy mommy milkers again on tiktok..”
Kaeyashawty by It’slynnLMAO April 8, 2021