Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma
by UncleBirdie May 22, 2021
Get the turbo karmamug. When the Lurking Trolls on Reddit Decide it's a Great idea to Downvote Questions because they feel Superior.
by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 12, 2020
Get the Karma Rapemug. 1) a person who attempts to be a good sameritan in all aspects, for the explicit reason of having good karma.
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser
2) a partaker of karma - farming
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser
2) a partaker of karma - farming
by explosive kangaroo December 14, 2011
Get the Karma Farmamug. Similar to carbon offset. When a person performs a job or task that is karmically bad, it can be offset by another job or task that is karmically good.
Although Joe was a shrewd investment banker, his wife offered karma offset by working at a nonprofit that helped Iraqi orphans find new homes.
by ezcam November 15, 2009
Get the Karma Offsetmug. The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are
Max and Jasmine.
Max and Jasmine.
by MaxanddJasmine March 2, 2011
Get the Sandy Karmamug. The karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances.
Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.
If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.
Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.
If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.
Jake:"Hey Dude those people just left that beer on the floor, let's steal it"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"
Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"
Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"
by kayaliciaoriginalterm July 9, 2012
Get the Beer Karmamug. Dude, my dog died, I got fired, my car got repoed, I have no money, this is one serious karma burner!
by scurry December 15, 2008
Get the karma burnermug.