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penis karma

The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.
I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!
by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010
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Karma Chug

When someone drinks straight from the milk carton and doesn't check the expiration date or manages to miss the odor, receiving a nice, clumpy drink of milk.
Person 1: (coughing and gagging)

Person 2: Karma Chug?

Person 1: Yeah...
by Lear Bear January 25, 2010
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Karma Farma

1) a person who attempts to be a good sameritan in all aspects, for the explicit reason of having good karma.
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser

2) a partaker of karma - farming
what do you think of cheryl?

she's such a karma farma.
by explosive kangaroo December 14, 2011
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Beer Karma

The karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances.

Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.

If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.
Jake:"Hey Dude those people just left that beer on the floor, let's steal it"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"

Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"
by kayaliciaoriginalterm July 9, 2012
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Sandy Karma

The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are

Max and Jasmine.
Oh bro, you wanna find some hoe's and have some Sandy Karma tonight?
by MaxanddJasmine March 2, 2011
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Karma Offset

Similar to carbon offset. When a person performs a job or task that is karmically bad, it can be offset by another job or task that is karmically good.
Although Joe was a shrewd investment banker, his wife offered karma offset by working at a nonprofit that helped Iraqi orphans find new homes.
by ezcam November 15, 2009
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karma burner

an extremely bad day, when you pay for all the stuff you thought you got away with at once.
Dude, my dog died, I got fired, my car got repoed, I have no money, this is one serious karma burner!
by scurry December 15, 2008
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