The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.
by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010

When someone drinks straight from the milk carton and doesn't check the expiration date or manages to miss the odor, receiving a nice, clumpy drink of milk.
by Lear Bear January 25, 2010

1) a person who attempts to be a good sameritan in all aspects, for the explicit reason of having good karma.
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser
2) a partaker of karma - farming
sometimes a derogatory term for a brown - noser
2) a partaker of karma - farming
by explosive kangaroo December 14, 2011

The karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances.
Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.
If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.
Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.
If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.
Jake:"Hey Dude those people just left that beer on the floor, let's steal it"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"
Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"
Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"
by kayaliciaoriginalterm July 9, 2012

The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are
Max and Jasmine.
Max and Jasmine.
by MaxanddJasmine March 2, 2011

Similar to carbon offset. When a person performs a job or task that is karmically bad, it can be offset by another job or task that is karmically good.
Although Joe was a shrewd investment banker, his wife offered karma offset by working at a nonprofit that helped Iraqi orphans find new homes.
by ezcam November 15, 2009

Dude, my dog died, I got fired, my car got repoed, I have no money, this is one serious karma burner!
by scurry December 15, 2008
