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Jasper

A man who has a big dong dong under his pants, a gamer who spends his time n computer
Jasper is an asshole
by sterawnder July 7, 2021
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Jasper

Used in the Bible, Jasper is a previous shiny stone(gem)
Used to describe the qualities of God.
Jasper is also a name of a person.
A shy guy,antisocial,have few friends,can be w womanizer at times. Brilliant, intelligent,honest.smart and nerdy.
He's such a loving person,anyone who meets him for the first time gets attracted to him.
Jasper is all about love.
I love Jasper.
See that Jasper over there,he's a lovely boy

Kemi loves Jasper
by Jaspinator February 6, 2020
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Jasper Han Yue

The most handsome, genuine, magnificent, diligent, beautiful, kind, funny, delectable, majestic person you will ever be lucky to know.

Jasper Han Yue is nothing less than a God.
“Is that Jasper Han Yue I see over there?!”
“Omg yes it is! All hail the king!”
-sua esposa
by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024
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jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
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Jasper

Jasper is da GOAT
by Gdydhdhhdyd November 7, 2022
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Jasper

A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.
Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.
by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022
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Jasper

you do you know that kid Jasper what a knob jockey.
by die420 June 11, 2020
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