jonas brothers

Any of the locomotives from the caboose family.

A synonym of train

This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
"Boy was I waiting a long time for the Jonas Brothers to pass by!"

"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
by Not Jeremy January 13, 2008
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I: the worst band that has ever walked the face of the earth

II: a homosexual brotherhood
teenage girls' favorite musical artist AKA jonas brothers
by Kibblesand123 May 10, 2009
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Bunch of little fagglets with god dang awful singing voices who dance around on stage like little pansy 5 year old girls doing ballet.
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A pop/rock band made up of three New Jersey brothers.
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
I had to pay 500$ for my ticket to a Jonas Brothers concert.

Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
by mcbird13 March 22, 2008
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hotness and perfection in the form of three terrific, very deserving, amazing boys. <3
wow! those JONAS BROTHERS are amazingly GORGEOUS! and any other form of awesomeness towards them
by Elizabeth Jonas March 09, 2008
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Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.

Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.

Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.

Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"

Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
by Anon 64 September 12, 2009
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some of the nicest people on the face of planet earth! great at singing and extremely hot.
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