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Jasper Yu

the type of dude who eats bacon at 11pm
Jasper Yu defines did you just pull a jasper?!?!?!?
by Itz_yaboi_chips_ahoy October 31, 2021
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Jasper

the most perfect boy in the world, i could talk about him for weeks. His smile is so perfect and his humor and personality and facial structure and everything about him is amazing. I wish i could date him again. he is just truly amazing.but he likes someone else thats is way prettier, nicer, older, taller than me. If he gets with her im gonna kms i know he is meant for me
jasper is perfect
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jasper

very sarcastic, which can be very annoying but, her beauty, personality and amazing laugh makes up for all of it, shes so amazing. i would so give her 1000 hugs, definetly would want to and more alot more, and alot more, would give love n affection, my ex talked bad about her but i dont belive my ex anymore, not after the shit she has pulled, anyway back to jasper, *long exagurated sigh* i would SO give her a hug right fucking now, and give her and more right now, ya feel?
jasper is a fucking beaut yort yert
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
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Jasper

Literally the most awesome person you know. He’s funny and smart and athletic, and a bit of a nerd sometimes. He pulls whoever he wants though, so don’t think you can escape him. He’s also really handsome.
Did you see Jasper yesterday?
Of course I did, who could miss that stunning face of his
by anonymous December 18, 2022
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jasper

a sarcastic girl who says "head ass" or "periodt" un ironically, but its lowkey kinda cute, would give her 100 hugs, im at 6 rn
jasper
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
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Jasperate

When a man bends his limp penis and puts it inside his own butthole and proceeds to have sex till he orgasms inside himself.
"That guy is weird, all he does is lock himself in his bedroom and jasperates all day and night.."
by Dirtbackinator February 6, 2023
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Jasper

place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.

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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.

From out of Canada?

They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
by gnostic3 January 29, 2022
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