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lostit-itis

Lostit-itis is the deasease (or feeling) you get after you "lose it".
"Sarah has been acting weird lately."

"I think she has lostit-itis."
by so i think i'm queen elizabeth October 25, 2008
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ITIS

The acronym of "Istituto Tecnico Industriale Statale" (translated would be "State Industral/Technical Institute").

The finest type of school in Italy, that prepares you for a future job and gives you technical culture, but to excel in the study course you need to be rational enough (if you aren't, you'll probably become more rational in a school like this).

After the diploma (graduation) you can start either to find for a job that involve technical skills, or continue the study courses in University or Politechnic (pratically an Institute of Technology).

If you're lucky, and the teachers are kind enought, you could get for free hardware that otherwise would be scrapped, even rare one if you know what and where to look for.

The drawback is (usually) the lack of female students that could lead male students to become crazier that what they were (mainly if they don't have female friends nor a girlfriend), and in some cases even become incels.
Carlo: Where do you study?
Mattia: I study in an ITIS, i've chose the ITclass.
Carlo: Is it hard?
Mattia: Not really: if you like technical stuff, and you're rational enought, the ITIS is the right school for you.
by Str1kernaut August 22, 2019
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relation-itis

The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird
I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....

Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?
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Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.
Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.
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more itis to do

got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted
Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"
by Sharapstar December 18, 2012
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fortnite-itis

the disability that lolzd has, also the reason that he says "literally" all the time.
okay so the reason i say literally all the time is, because i literally have fortnite-itis.
by cocofruits March 21, 2022
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lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.
A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
by DCA1981 August 5, 2022
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