cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.
girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"
by cyballs February 16, 2010
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pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)
I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!
by pseudonympho April 20, 2022
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Bitch Pinch

Bitch pinch is a term used to describe when someone pinches the joint filter or roach to a point where no smoke can be inhaled. Bitch pinchers usually bitch pinch for no reason an irritate others stoners.
-"Take the joint, man."
-"Bro you Bitch Pinched the joint!"
-"Sorry, man."
by SteynUD September 14, 2016
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pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
by vix and da suz August 11, 2005
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Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.
Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.
by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011
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Pinch Meat

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
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pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.
My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.
by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004
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