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pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)
I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
mugGet the pinch littermug.

The Pinch and Twist

The art of pinching your balls and twisting to get a satisfying feeling as well to stop the act of itchiness.
Micheal-Yo my balls itch

John-Have you tried the pinch and twist.
by anonymous April 5, 2022
mugGet the The Pinch and Twistmug.

Gentleman's Pinch

The gentleman's pinch is whats best described as Columbia's finest cocaine, usually consumed by the middle and upper class demographic, especially in places like Australia and New Zealand given the high price for this wonder drug. You will see on occasions a crack head that has saved up his/her payments from the government or pawned a stolen TV, lash out and treat themselves to a gram of gentleman's pinch, but this is definitely not the norm and will not threaten the status of the gentleman's pinch. It is widely socially acceptable due to the salubrious nature of the drug, and has a way of uniting people and has assisted in forging many life long friendships.
Hey Stu, we should get some gentleman's pinch to celebrate! You're not wrong Brad, let's see if old mate down the road has any that's top shelf and untouched! See if Seany is keen as well. Fuck remember the last time this happened, Brad went over to that group of chicks and offered them some of the finest gentleman's pinch, nek minute they were riding us like horses into battle!
by Gent Style November 21, 2019
mugGet the Gentleman's Pinchmug.

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
by vix and da suz September 4, 2005
mugGet the pinch a loafmug.

Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.
Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.
by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011
mugGet the Pinch Hittermug.

Pinch Meat

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.
by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
mugGet the Pinch Meatmug.

Pinch-Clit

When you pinch a girls clit so hard, it begins to bleed.
"Dude! Last night he just gave me pinch-clit!"
by Ayden999 November 28, 2016
mugGet the Pinch-Clitmug.

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