Nastynigga-itis

Nastynigga-itis is something you catch for being a nasty ass nigga etc.

tyrone caught Nastynigga-itis from beating his 13 times without washing his hand

by psuegoofyahhniguh August 9, 2023

Itis

A good friend and good listener but moody all the time.

Having a nice smile that you can't easily forget

Itis beautifull

by Glizzer November 22, 2021

Bruh-itis

When someone just says BRUHH in every situation

Person 1: "I got a pet"
Person with Bruh-itis: "BRUH"

by helo i like to eat ur poo February 15, 2024

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022

control-itis

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.

Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.

by FerninLove April 2, 2019

Itis

Commonly known as paki itis or pakitis. Originating from South africa where the Dutch enslaved Indian people and would feed them large meals off maizemeal and carbs causing them to become sleepy after large amount of work and food. The white slavers would say I feed these pakis and they stopped working, they got paki itis.

I ate a big bowl of food and feel sleepy, I got the itis

by hernanday November 30, 2019

mino itis

an undiscovered std that a man named mino had created

“i feel sick”

“did u sleep w someone from mpu”

“yeah”

“then that means you have the mino itis”

by juicybaby333 January 28, 2023