Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

Hurt-aches

Hurt-aches refer to the rippling seam of hurts that can weave throughout your entire being as a result of unresolved trauma.

I had absolutely no clarity around my 'hurt-aches'. All I knew was that they were deeply embedded in my being, rippling and raging until they could be contained no more

by Magic Myrtle April 28, 2020

Hurtful Goodness

It hurts and feels good at the same time.

My boyfriend gave me hurtful goodness while he was hitting it from the back.

by WhyTiaJustStopit December 18, 2022

Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012

Nobody Hurt

When nobody is hurt. Generally speaking, this is an all encompassing saying for whenever something negative happens, other than serious injury or death. Tends to be used by coaches across the nation.

“Luka started off slow tonight, but Nobody Hurt, he’ll still drop 40+.”

by BeanBottaBoom March 31, 2021

hurt-hating

When a person or a group of people build up hatred in the form of prejudices against another group of people who have either recently or historical caused significant harm to said individual or group.

Colonialism has created a lot of hurt-hating among indigenous people and the following generations of said colonizers. Can you blame them?

by H.S. Ren September 13, 2022

bot-hurt

Owners of bot accounts on twitter throwing a temper tantrum because twitter rid the platform of the persons crap bot.

Chris was bot-hurt cuz twitter got rid of his crappy bot.

by AnonDoxy February 2, 2023