I tripped on a puddle in Texas the other week and got my legs wet, that’s wet knee houston.
Karl your a maniac
Karl your a maniac
by Chimpanzee That March 18, 2025
Get the Wet Knee Houstonmug. Act of a person pissing in another's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other persons asshole and uses it as lube.
by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024
Get the houston lemonademug. Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.
by StormBread September 18, 2021
Get the Houstonmug. by R.L Stien August 12, 2024
Get the Houston Windshield Wipermug. When you sit in your room of your mothers house for 365 days masturbating with a VR headset into your Pot Noodle.. Then eating the noodles.
by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Houstonmug. Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool
by Pierce is cool September 2, 2020
Get the Houstonmug. A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.
by frothyshikkumi July 22, 2020
Get the Houstonmug.