helmeteer

A window-licking, raisin-loving , mcqueenie wearing moron who wears a state-appointed bike helmet that probably has a rubber Mohawk.

That helmeteer rides the short-bus.

by Tard tamer 3000 February 19, 2017

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petey helmet

The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that your head will, at some point during the festivities, hit the pavement (or some other object) with enough force to seriously injure your skull if you weren't wearing it.

Pull her out of the hot-tub and find her clothes. And get her petey helmet out the truck. She's gonna need it.

by n tufnel June 1, 2005

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Heleniitadan

Una Tuistar de esas, muy sexy, actualmente está en una relación con Skrillex. Se rumorea que padece un cáncer terminal.

Heleniitadan es follable

by Helenitoadan June 7, 2013

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Boxing Helena

A 1993 film directed by Jennifer Lynch (David Lynch's daughter) about a top surgeon who is besotted with a beautiful woman who once ditched him. Unable to come to terms with life without her, he tries to convince her that they need each other. She has other ideas, but an horrific accident leaves her at his mercy. The plot is bizarre and perhaps sick at times, ending abruptly and with a twist.

An ambitious and disturbing film that was somewhat poorly executed when translated to the screen. A great movie to watch if you to feel inferior and pathetic about your relationships with women. An even better film if you ever went crazy desparately chasing something that never existed.

Let's watch Boxing Helena...I feel fucking terrible.

by expos November 30, 2005

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