crackhead hours

maddox bane and gabby gonzalez on instagram live at 1:20 am talking about monster high birthday parties and rainbow loom easter baskets - all while maddox is doing debby ryan impressions and gabby only being able to whisper.

damn i stayed up until 1:20 last night watching maddox and gabby's instagram live; crackhead hours would be an understatement.

by lex.ennedy May 15, 2020

Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.

boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"

by WildBin December 30, 2020

Hour man

Having sex 24 times in one day

Yo my girl a freak she had me have an hour man on her yesterday

by the itty bitty tity comity July 11, 2012

Crab Hour

This is when the crabs have a party to get high and eat 69 pounds of chalk

brooooooooo it’s crab hour let’s get high

by ratdad67 February 12, 2019

Hookah Hour

That hour long hookah session, full of tasty sheesha, perhaps some Cannabis.

That hookah hour was excellent for smoke rings, no draft in that shed anymore.

by chestnutsroastingonanopenfire December 21, 2009

yappy hour

a laid back scene of furry fun where canine friends come together to unleash and unwind while enjoying such amenities as an H2O bar, puptails and pupitizers; a doggie "tail" gate party.

I enjoyed kicking back a cold one while my pooch FiFi sniffed and slobbered, I mean mixed and mingled her way through Yappy Hour. One doggie owner held up a sign and it read "BARK IF YOU LOVE YAPPY HOUR" woof, woof, woof and it went on and on and on.

by DBABE50 April 17, 2014

Facebook Hour

The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.

Person 1: Hey. It's Facebook hour and 49 of my friends are signed onto Facebook!

by gamerdude949 May 26, 2009