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Grunt

A blue collar worker who makes more money then the rest of they co-workers by working harder or clocking in more hours.
Stranger: what do you for a living?

Man: you know how it is man, I'ma Grunt.
by Num-burr February 20, 2023
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Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.
They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.
by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023
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Grunt

A grunt is someone who is dimwitted and simple. They tend to be a butt of a joke, and make good bodyguards
The grunt over there is so dumb, he managed to get knocked over by a parked car
by Chuckster_rl November 4, 2021
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FemBling Grunt

Fembling grunt is the female version of bling grunt. Bling grunt was created by a Twitter user I know their @ but not sure if they want it on here. And fembling grunt was created by a different twitter user I also know their @ but I'm uncertain if they want it on here.
Fembling grunt has a cool purple sweater
by I am at your mom's house lol November 8, 2021
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dopey grunt

rhyming slang for the word cunt.

in america, calling someone a cunt can net you in big trouble as the word is deeply offensive to americans, just not to the british, australians, new zealanders, scottish or the irish. so to circumvent this, calling an american a dopey grunt should help get you around this.
kelvin: remember mate, over in america, don't call any american a cunt. it can land you in massive trouble. remember to call them a dopey grunt. they'll be none the wiser.
george: yep. heard you loud and clear.
by maqs malone November 14, 2021
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Grunt

Chunky foul smelling substance consisting of poop, sweat and other substances found in the butt crack leading all the way to the asshole. Found mostly in the taint area as a result of not charging properly. Substance created as a result of swamp ass
Dude, he smells like grunt…
by Cthulhall09 September 23, 2021
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Grunts

Grunts are yourragegaming superior viewers while subs dick ride Josh all day. subs often say "w mode" showing that they really dick suck/ride Josh. the subs have no sense of humor while grunts have amazing humor, subs are 300 pounds of pure fat while grunts are bodybuilders and get bitches, subs never leave their house and get no bitch's and often beat they beat to Josh (grunts on top)
"Why are Grunts so sexy" "idk they just superior in every way possible"
by GlockWhispers July 26, 2021
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