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hazel grove 

The most beautiful shithole of south manchester. The epitome of teenage drinking and drug abuse. You can’t go within 300m of a field without seeing a group of 15 year olds either ketted out of their bean or with a bottle of v-kat. Its the place some call home. Its a place most avoid. If youre looking for a night out go to the bamboo with its sticky floors, its a once in a lifetime experience.
Lets go sit outside hazel grove maccies til we can find a motive
hazel grove by Brad.cp September 6, 2021
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Hazel grove 

Full of dead girls , and pussy boys who think there bad on snap but pussies irl. Full of batty boys and perm heads called Husain yr10 ugly mofo thinks he can pull girls and his batty boy mate sahil
Hazel grove by Free da gang October 8, 2021

mountain grove salad 

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.
“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”

“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad

“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street 

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's

Byker Grove 

BBC TV show, written about a particularly rough area of Newcastle Upon Tyne in England, but actually filmed in a far less rough area, as the realy Byker is a shithole (for lack of a better word) Has massively exxagerated storylines and not enough crime or underage drinking and pregnancy to be a real depiction of Newcastle, looking through a rough area with rose tinted glasses, or just talking complete and utter shit
saying Chicago is safer place to live than a small town with absolutely no crime is Byker Grove-ing it
Byker Grove by F1n July 17, 2006

Miller Grove

Where the special ed kid and the horny gym teacher get thrown in a closet together
football coach: get in the closet
sped kid: no
coach: its miller grove
sped kid: ok!

downers grove 

a shitty town where kids pretend they're ghetto but they're actually not. there are 'punk' and 'hardcore' kids who like to slit their wrists for attention. also, nothing ever happens. someone should burn the town down.