Greg

A Greg is the most amazing person in the world and many many girls fall head over heals for him. He is very caring, loving, sexy and just plain fun to be around. Whenever he smiles it lights up your day and girls would do anything to have him. He is strong and has a HUGE dick which many girls would die for.

I had a hell of a time last night with Greg, I am sooooooo lucky to have him!

by ladysarah1784 February 9, 2010

Old Greg

An incorrect spelling of "Old Gregg," a character portrayed by Noel Fielding in a season 2 episode of the British comedy, "The Mighty Boosh."

Guy 1: I'm Old Greg!!!!

Guy 2: You've never even heard of The Mighty Boosh, have you? You probably think he's a YouTube celebrity.

by MontyJS February 6, 2009

Greg

When your so hench you can literally move the universe with your pinky and you can backhand someone back into the womb.
So hench he makes the hulk look like a 4 year old

Big boii: what was that?
John: it’s fucking Greg moving the universe again

by Wet tissue November 26, 2018

Greg

The embodiment of ataraxia, a greek term for freedom from worry, fear, and other preoccupations. According to the philosopher Epicurus, it is the only true happiness possible for a human being.

When the Velvet Underground wrote the song Sweet Jane, they must have known Greg.

by MountainBluebird December 8, 2009

Greggi

a great person; one who can make you feel the exact way that he wants you to feel. can do anything he wants, and won't do anything he doesn't want to do.

Greggi just won't stop making me feel happy, he's such a great guy!

by hufflepuff March 3, 2009

geographical

relocating in the hopes of solving or avoiding a life problem. Running away from something. Very commonly employed by active alcoholics who (falsely) believe that moving will solve their drinking problem.

"Man, I can't stand my pathetic life. I'm going to move to Chicago."

"Dude, are you sure you're not just doing a geographical? Will moving really solve your problems or will you just recreate your pathetic life in a new city?"

by angorama August 14, 2008

Geroge W. Bush

One of the worst president that the United States has ever had; a retard who just wants to blow everyone up and get money for it; a person who can't controll his own daughters and is in charge of running a country

Geroge W. Bush is such a reatard who needs to quit blowing everyone up!!

by a monkey December 14, 2004