What a bunch of fucking noobs do in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It involves putting on danger close, marathon, and commando and running around and knifing. However, before going 'knifing', the prick (another term for javelin glitcher) cooks a Semtex, and without letting go of RB (or if you have no freinds and play ps3 R1) they hit Y and switch to the javelin. Somehow, this makes them just explode when you kill them. Needless to say, it is extremely frustrating and chances are it has accounted for many dollars in propert damage (ie. broken controllers).
Guy 1: dude what the fuck? I just shot this kid and I blew up?! What?
Guy 2: oh that's the javelin glitch. Don't worry, they will patch it soon and then all the kids who can't get kills will be hopeless.
Guy 2: oh that's the javelin glitch. Don't worry, they will patch it soon and then all the kids who can't get kills will be hopeless.
by Artaxias December 9, 2009
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usually something that is itself trivial,
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Who knows where this came from? Lord knows, but he's not telling. Besides, God doesn't do technology.
I like to think its roots are in the words "glue" and "itch".
But of course, we all know it was developed under grant, for use in science organizations prone to error, such as NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, and the nano-technological field in general, where glitches have been made so small as to appear totally correct and self-repairing.
usually something that is itself trivial,
but is necessary for something else to happen.
Who knows where this came from? Lord knows, but he's not telling. Besides, God doesn't do technology.
I like to think its roots are in the words "glue" and "itch".
But of course, we all know it was developed under grant, for use in science organizations prone to error, such as NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, and the nano-technological field in general, where glitches have been made so small as to appear totally correct and self-repairing.
FROM AN ACTUAL EMAIL:
"Apparently one needs software loaded on the computer to download photos from this digital camera. If I can get that software, do you think it will be for PCs and Macs?
Little glitches in the road."
"Apparently one needs software loaded on the computer to download photos from this digital camera. If I can get that software, do you think it will be for PCs and Macs?
Little glitches in the road."
by Sue Dohnim June 17, 2004
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Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.
Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.
by Elizabeth_Bathory January 11, 2010
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