get off my planet

a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"

mom: David, go do your homeowrk,

David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.

mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic

by Sexydimma January 07, 2014

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Get off my lawn

The way a grumpy old man greets small children playing soccer while he's sitting in a rocking chair.

Children: Sir? Can we have our ball back?
Grumpy old man: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!11ONEONE!!1!!!!1

by Honkbalpet December 10, 2010

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Get off my skiis

Phrase used in a derogatory fashion to deter one from copying or following another's actions.

When KQ used the phrase "sandy vagina"; I alerted him to get off my skiis as I was the one who coined this phrase

by El Diablo fin August 26, 2009

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Get off my sweep

The phrase used when a person is sweeping the floor and someone steps right into the pile of sweepings said person has gathered, accidentaly or deliberately, and scatters all of it back across the floor, causing the person to have to restart.

Idiot: Hey what's up man? (walking across the floor)

Sweeper: Oh, not much just sweeping the floor because my girlfriends coming over later.

Idiot: That's kool, well just let me get out of your hair.. (stepping on sweepings, scattering them)

Sweeper: Get off my sweep you bastard!!! Great now I have to start over. Just get out!

Idiot: This is my place?

Sweeper: ...

by Ken Bratz April 16, 2011

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Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022

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