Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.
Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.
Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.
by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY August 25, 2008
Get the goonmug. Someone who is from the hood. They are usually under 18 and have all these fancy tatoos. They are constantly wearing the same color clothing and they shake hands all funny. Sometimes they like to tell stories about who got jumped or shot or went to jail over the weekend.
by gwhendri May 18, 2010
Get the goonmug. intimadating ganster
by barbiegerlsteph August 27, 2008
Get the goonmug. A guy with a girlfriend.
by adambitch August 22, 2009
Get the Goonmug. Low level thugs that usually travel in packs, traditionally referred to as one's crew that originates by means of the people who live within a city. For example, there are Pierrefonds goons and Pointe-Claire goons. What defines a Pierrefonds goon is a goon who lives in Pierrefonds.
Goons love weed. Not the love you see in movies, man. This shit is deep love, like the love you feel for a child or family.
Goons also experiment exclusively with a variety of other street drugs, such as MDMA, coke & LSD.
Most goons have cars and when they assemble as a crew, they all drive their own cars. We're talking like, 4 cars for one crew.
A last thing to know about goons is that they all listen to the same music, usually rap.
Goons love weed. Not the love you see in movies, man. This shit is deep love, like the love you feel for a child or family.
Goons also experiment exclusively with a variety of other street drugs, such as MDMA, coke & LSD.
Most goons have cars and when they assemble as a crew, they all drive their own cars. We're talking like, 4 cars for one crew.
A last thing to know about goons is that they all listen to the same music, usually rap.
by natloveslamp1 March 7, 2013
Get the goonmug. by Candyapple34 September 6, 2020
Get the Goonmug. Why, look who it is! Douglas Wayne Phillips! What a goon. Oh wait, it's not Wayne, it's his goon protege, Alexander Pesci.
by Aaron April 17, 2005
Get the Goonmug.