A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.
I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.
by ShivaTrophy October 08, 2022
by Koopatroopa036 May 19, 2022
When a known male person comes up behind you and stuffs their geintals in the back pocket of the jeans or pants you are wearing and stays there until you have noticed what he has done. Usually done in the pocket without a wallet, cellphone or comb in it.
Doug wanted to express his admiration of his long time acquaintance so he came up behind him and gave him a friendship tuck.
by Lardcore November 28, 2010
Bully: I'm going to get you!
Victim: Rihhhh, friendship wall!
Bully: Damn, my plans have been foiled.
Victim: Rihhhh, friendship wall!
Bully: Damn, my plans have been foiled.
by rihhhh May 22, 2018
by FredekaStar April 14, 2020
The act of friend zoning someone you are attracted to in with hopes that they'll be attracted to you when you're more interested in a relationship.
I put Alisa in my friendship pocket because she's cute, but I'm kinda happy being single right now.
Friendship Pocketing Alanna when you are dating Candace is kinda sleazy dude.
Friendship Pocketing Alanna when you are dating Candace is kinda sleazy dude.
by OverAster April 22, 2019
One who's in love with their best friend but too scared to admit it. A part of them feels like they should tell them but another part feels like they don't want to tell them.
by Violinist27 January 24, 2016