shit fluff

a shit that robbed a few arse hairs on the way out

i had such a shit that it tore hair off my ringprint on the way out, its a shit fluff

by sirweighalot March 26, 2009

Marshmallow Fluff

A performative fart enhanced with the application of shaving foam

If you eat too many soap beans you’re going to have a whole lot of marshmallow fluff

by Ratbag133 October 18, 2017

fluff the blanket

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.

Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."

by trisomy October 5, 2010

fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.

Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!

by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018

Bum fluff

The weird hair that teenage boys have above their top lip around the time of puberty. Like a first moustache

"Ew, he's gross, he has bum fluff on his lips"

by alkies December 4, 2015

Cluster Fluff

A polite version of Cluster Fuck

Since the cluster fluff of extending rail service to Waikanae, retimetabling for overcrowding and not introducing the Matangi trains on time, you all probably know by now that the Melling Line trains have been replaced by rail replacement buses, and are leaving from the dreaded platform 9 at Wellington Station.

by Dr Omega May 4, 2011

Skip the Fluff

1) Skipping certain parts of a musical composition, esp. long intros, gay bridges, or pretentious outros.
2) Skipping the crappy songs on an album/playlist to get to the better ones.

*Two guys listening to My Curse by Killswitch Engage*
Guy One: *Starts song*
Guy Two: Skip the fluff, please.
Guy One: What? I love Killswitch.
Guy Two: Ive heard this song way to many times, and Im really starting to get tired of the intro. Skip it, you fanboy whore.

by MatchEaterJack May 25, 2008