Shitty Flakes

(n) The leftover fecal matter in the toilet bowl after flushing

I shit so hard, I have shitty flakes even after two flushes.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.

by ArchAngle June 11, 2014

corn flakes

Use this when referring to the drug, Special K.

"I'm going to pick up some corn flakes now."

by gardengirl May 24, 2007

flake and bake

smoking some herb in the snow

Fuck class, it's time to flake and bake

by jfclay March 11, 2008

fece flakes

The after math toilet paper resting on your toilet seat when you wipe your anus.

Yo bro whose fece flakes are on the toilet?

by Stazzi;) January 15, 2018

labia flakes

The yummy breakfast cereal that comes from an yeast infection.

Girl: "My vagina won't stop itching and when I scratch it there's these little labia flakes?"
Boy: "I'll get my bowl..."

by Pootiechomper October 8, 2013

Jew Flake

A person who is obviously being a dumbass.

wow you are a jew flake for not bringing four lokos.

by jekkabee January 4, 2011

Flegeal Flakes

the act of eating either frosted flakes, corn flakes, or some kind of crunchy substance resembling flakes, throwing up after consumption, and using the chunky vomit as lubricant, and having sex with an individual. The flakes create a sensational feeling, as if sticking your dick into a cheese grinder... ummmm yummie

Background: The origin of the word comes from Frank Fleagel, who was daring enough to have this manuver tried on him... may he rest in peace

person one: Dude i could totally use a flegeal flakes right now

person two: sweet, where's the kelog's

by ambiente December 20, 2008