Fanny Tax

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.

Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt

by Grimmidge June 13, 2011

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015

Fanny Waggon

A girl who can take more then one cock or maybe more then two.

"Hey guys , lets get stuck in that Fanny waggon"!

by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

fanny maggot

When left over tissue on vagina that's been wiped and it's rolled up to look like a maggot.

Excuse me you have a fanny maggot

by Yourmum07 February 27, 2017

fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007

Fanny tourism

When straight girls go to a lesbian bar...

Fancy a spot of fanny tourism tonight?

by Bettybo August 2, 2017

fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010