fat fanny

When the fanny is so fat, you can see through jeans.

damn shawty got a fat fanny no cap

by ahmed27 November 5, 2020

Fanny Tax

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.

Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt

by Grimmidge June 13, 2011

fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007

Fanny tourism

When straight girls go to a lesbian bar...

Fancy a spot of fanny tourism tonight?

by Bettybo August 2, 2017

fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

fanny twister

When you are fucking a white girl and have a green discharge from your penis due to syphilis. You then wipe the green discharge on the growler, to make it look like a twister. Added bonuses, if she is on her period to have the complete twister with the red middle.

His green discharge made me look like a fanny twister

by twister man November 22, 2013

Fanny Famine

When one has not had sexual relations with a woman for a long time.

Daniel: Get any girls last weekend?

Frazer: NO, been part of a serious Fanny Famine recently.

by Deky December 28, 2010