Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli

Eli is a fun yet chaotic friend who can go full on Toriel with the people she cares about. She’s known for her demon obsession and is into shows and films like Gravity Falls and Corrupted Love because of characters like Bill cypher and Max Lockheart.

“That girl totally just did an Eli”
“What do you mean?”
“She chanted demonic stuff at a bully and then yelled “DONT TOUCH MAH CHILD””
“Holy crap”

by Onion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 14, 2020

Eli

Eli is a fucking cunt who constantly plays Fortnite and sucks a load of dick but has a pretty cool vr headset.

Micah: Eli why the fuck are you playing Fortnite?!
Eli: Fuck off I’m gonna go suck dick real quick.

by ZachyComrade July 19, 2019

Eli

A hella goofy nigga who probably needs a Plan B from all the Kanye dick riding. Smokes mids and can’t roll for shit. He funny tho

Damn bruh you rolled a straight Eli Blunt smh

by Kelly, J August 9, 2018

The Eli

When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.

Hi I’m Eli we can’t be friends because you stand up for the right thing.because I’m the Eli

by MrE1221 May 28, 2022

Eli

Always gets on peoples nerves and would rather stay home play with his hair than play with his friends. Also he bugs girls about their periods

Eli! you're such a fag!

by doratheexplorer#3 May 8, 2018

Eli

the cute gay boy that always makes you laugh, fits in with your friend group just right, and always knows what to say. he's a player with a flamboyant sexy attitude, that makes you want to hug him. he's such a twink he even has an ear piercing and side bangs, so you know he wants the d. eli's always flirting with gay guys and even straight ones, but none of them mind. he can still talk philosophically and is really smart, but prefers to goof around and take some dicks once in a while.

I really hope Eli approves of my outfit!

I really like Eli, but I don't know if he likes me,

Eli's really sexy, i'd hit that.

honestly though, even though i'm straight, i'd fuck him.

by WutTheFuk November 1, 2018