Eli

Eli is everyone’s dream crush and very funny but no one has the guts to go talk to him. He is so HOT he is sweet and kind he is perfect in so many ways everyone loves Eli’s they are just awesome. Oh Eli

Person1 omg look at that dude he is so cute.

Person 2 I know right he is new here.
Person1 he must me an Eli.

by Larrayisaqueen November 30, 2019

Eli

Eli-a wise child mostly way too educated and is mini David Attenborough. He is a master of black market deals and will scam you if not careful.
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic

Eli
Oh you mean lil mr scammer

by By soviet Union December 13, 2019

Eli

A hella goofy nigga who probably needs a Plan B from all the Kanye dick riding. Smokes mids and can’t roll for shit. He funny tho

Damn bruh you rolled a straight Eli Blunt smh

by Kelly, J August 9, 2018

The Eli

When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.

Hi I’m Eli we can’t be friends because you stand up for the right thing.because I’m the Eli

by MrE1221 May 28, 2022

Eli

Eli is a fucking cunt who constantly plays Fortnite and sucks a load of dick but has a pretty cool vr headset.

Micah: Eli why the fuck are you playing Fortnite?!
Eli: Fuck off I’m gonna go suck dick real quick.

by ZachyComrade July 19, 2019

Eli

Always gets on peoples nerves and would rather stay home play with his hair than play with his friends. Also he bugs girls about their periods

Eli! you're such a fag!

by doratheexplorer#3 May 8, 2018

eli

the gayest man on earth

"you see that eli over there"

by smalldick27 August 26, 2020