John: "I'm so fucking awesome everyone wishes they were me, bitches fuck me all day every day nigga. Speaking of that I just got back from fucking a fine ass hoe!"
Todd: "oh that's cool who was she?"
John: "you don't know her she goes to another school."
Todd: "you fuckin ego amigo."
verb, intransitive The act of looking up oneself's first name on urbandictionary in an attempt to produce an ego high by reading the overflow of entries made by other people complementing their boyfriend or girlfriend. Those who exhibit this phenomenon typically have a forever alone relationship status, do not receive complements from family and friends, or, if done in the company of others, are being attention whores.
Olive: Hey look, guys! I looked up my name on urbandictionary, look at all the nice things people have said about me!
Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.