Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018

Earl Kirbey

who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous. ... (of a man) Agreeable to the eye or to correct taste; having a pleasing appearance or expression; attractive. He’s nickname is usually GIRL MAGNET

Earl Kirbey is so hot as hell
Earl Kirbey is a cool guy
Earl Kirbey is so handsome when playing basketball

by anonymouse1348618 February 27, 2022

Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag and fart.

That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.

by Slapper Al December 31, 2024

earling out

when you lowk watch some 'my name is earl' while kratting out

bro i'm earling out rn... also why is randy lowk spitting facts maneee....

by onsumrealness April 8, 2025

earl

a bad pitcher in baseball. earl is specifically used to refer to a pitcher opposing the university of florida at their home ballpark, especially when heckling.

the tradition of earl was started in the 90s when an opposing baseball team replaced a bad pitcher named earl with an equally bad pitcher. this lead a student to call him earl well. the nickname stuck and a tradition was born at the university of florida.

earl is also used in other sports occasionally around the university.

“uh oh, earl’s in trouble!” in a 3-0 count
“you already pitched to him earl!” “and not very well” when attempting to pick off a walked base runner
“and starting pitcher number __, -name-“ “otherwise known as:“ “EARL”

by BigWolf15 May 4, 2024

Liam Earl Farr

Possibly the biggest man on the face of the Earth. Although that would be an irrelevant mention as he dwarfs the Earth several hundred thousands of times over. Don't even begin to mention a diet in front of this man as he may become aggressive. Hide the women and CHILDREN.

That's not the Milky Way, that's just Liam Earl Farr on a cut.

by Psychotic68 February 21, 2024

Cookin Earl

Cookin earl is the same as cooking oil but southerners use it as slang.

I need some cookin earl to fry the fish.
That cookin earl smell burnt.
Get me the big bottle of cookin earl.

by CRAWDAD504 October 26, 2025