Dotard

any retard that doesnt like donuts

i asked a mate "do you want a donut"

he responded 'no, i dont like donuts"
i gasped, "what type of retard doesnt like donuts"
"a dotard" was his answer

by Aussie In Texas September 23, 2017

Dotard

A do*tard is doe-doe head SLASH retard

You are such a dotard!

by Angel May 3, 2004

Dotee

Weed

Roll that dotee up

by joestanwin March 30, 2009

Anec-Dotage

Old age senility evidenced by oral comments or writings which are as nostalgic as they are stupid.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...?" -- Clearly, old Slick Willie was conveying his Anec-Dotage.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 27, 2008

Mares-z-Doates

Having sexual relations emotional or physical with a cherished pet.

Brittany-"Greg what in the world of buttersnapes are you doing to Fifi?"
Greg-"MARES-Z-DOATES!"

by Get ham flowered April 14, 2010

dotie

If you have the name Dotie you eat coochie and booty like a God. And Doties dicks are really huge.

Mom Dotie has a huge penis.

by Dotie September 24, 2018

DotArd

A term of endearment used to describe the best president in history. This term has been reclaimed by proud conservatives after anti American idiots started using the term because they sympathise with foreign dictators and have gone bat shit crazy since Trump got elected, and conservatives are finding their meltdowns hilarious. They have blamed hurricanes on him, and would now rather see America blown up by a rocket man rather than ever admit their president is right.

That dotard is my president, and I love him.

by Cbd can September 25, 2017