beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition

For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor

by Lucius Black February 9, 2009

Shock Doctor

Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.

The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".

by Shockdoctor July 27, 2010

Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.

She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

Doctor's Moment

When the nurse says "The doctor will be with you in a moment" and you end up waiting 10 or more minutes. Also known as a Doctor's Minute.

Nurse:"The doctor will be with you in a moment."

Ten minutes later

Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."

by marysm July 13, 2010

doctor brain

The art of one yelling “Doctor Brain” aloud while simultaneously flashing others with his ballsack. Typically done in locker rooms

This kid pulled a Doctor Brain in the locker room today, wasn’t a pleasant sight.

by Sham_wow February 13, 2018

Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.

I just Doctor Sphinctered yo mama!

by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008

doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.

Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.

by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012