ding dong ditch 

When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.

Stacy: Omg Chung Ho totally ding dong ditched my ass last night
Jill: Ooh that sounds like fun!

ding dong ditch by lmaooops November 14, 2016

ding dong ditch 

when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves

ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town

ding dong ditch by DINGDONGDITCH February 9, 2008

Ding dong dash

A mans willy parts (:

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOUR DING DONG DASH POKE ME (; "

Ding dong dash by WEEE WEEEEE MOOO MOOOO CAT January 24, 2009

Ding dong destroyer 

A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,

Where's the ding dong destroyer?

Ding dong destroyer by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003

Ding Dong Thumping 

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

Ding Dong Thumping by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

ding dong duster 

A epic or very large mustache.

My god, look at that Ding dong duster.

ding dong duster by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017

Ding Dong Postbox 

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

Ding Dong Postbox by R0_gUE January 25, 2017