Pig Dicked

A sexual position when a man revolves while mid pump to twist his penis continually until it results in a corkscrew shape when pulled out.

Stop pig dicking around over there this isn't Porked with Prejudice by Pig Dickinson. Otherwise you will end up completely pig dicked!

by Monty Supply July 15, 2011

Phantom Dicked

Happens when your watching Virtual Reality porn, giving the feeling of your dick being touched

I was Phantom Dicked early.

by NerdsMan June 24, 2016

Big Dicked

When a person one- ups or attempts to be better than you in your daily conversation.

“I just ate Taco Bell for $5.”- You
“$5?! Man I eat there for free my buddy always hooks me up” - Randy
“Dang you just Big Dicked me Randy”

by Crazyfello999 February 16, 2018

Tequilla Dicked

the act of getting angry at Your parents signifigant other drinking over half of their tequilla and pissing in the bottle to refill it and then watching them drink it.

"Dude, my moms boyfriend drank all the Tequilla and it pissed me off, so I Tequilla Dicked the bottle, sat back and watched as he drank it

by ginrummy1 November 21, 2011

Moby Dicked

when you are making out with someone and they pretty much eat your entire face.

"I wasn't making out with him, I was Moby Dicked."
"Ouch, your face must of hurt."
"Yeah, there were bite marks involved."

by Gangstuhhhhh April 27, 2007

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.

Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?

Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?

Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.

Hobo on street: Can I join?

by Mr. Brooks 6669 February 19, 2011

Donkey Dicked

1)to be screwed over by somebody or perhaps fucked over.
2) To joke with someone

"He totally Donkey Dicked me in that trade"
"you didn't mean it? so you just Donkey Dicked me?

by MU-apathetic March 6, 2013