Derek 

He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.

I wish I had a Derek.

Derek by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021

Derek 

A leprachaun with a big ass yet not from Scotland nor Ireland. Overreacts a lot and isn’t a threat to ur girl

Derek is hot

Derek by Dbrhdnrbdj November 23, 2021

Derek 

A leprechaun with an idly big ass yet not too big. Is not a threat to your girl but is to your boy. Will do anything for his pot of gold.

Derek killed a man.

Derek by Dbrhdnrbdj November 23, 2021

Derek 

Derek is typically a very humorous and funny person to be around. He is in love with drawing and has a very unique drawing style. He is the type of guy to watch stranger things and smoke weed while doing so. He is however, very unemotional, he never can truly understand how one other feels. He doesn’t entirely show emotion but when he does, it means he really trusts you. Derek is typically not very much of a ladies man and is a virgin.

Girl: Derek is so weird
Girl 2: Omg I know isn’t he like a virgin still
Girl: yeah and we are in college

Derek by Ijustlikemywords November 26, 2021

Derek 

Rock.

Chris: Yo derek what are you eating tonight cutie
Derek: ROCK

Derek by Rockeater999 December 2, 2021

Derek 

Derek is that kind of boy that is mean and distant at the beginning, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he’s in love, it’s so funny and adorable to see his quest to be with his soulmate, he’s simping hard. The thing is that when he’s sad or angry, you can feel his pain and it’s just terrible. He’s nice and actually funny, he can takes jokes and is hot asf like bro PUT YOUR FUCKING GLASSES YOU LOOK GOOD WITH THEMMMM
Oh btw he likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight you can date him girl ;)

- I’m in the same class as Derek..
- And you’re sad?! He’s so nice and hot!
- Yeah it’s a fact.

Derek by lyneko101 December 12, 2021

Derek 

An absolute chad who is nice to everyone and a great friend. Nobody has a bad thing to say about him.

Oh my god I desperately want to date Derek, he’s such a great guy.

Derek by Juice juice December 29, 2021