oh dears

Similar to oh noes but is better in some situations, good to be used in reply to oh noes.

"Oh noes, my pubes got stuck to my girlfriends tongue-ring"
"Oh dears"

by Yaziyo May 4, 2006

Dearie

Means "I am extremely overweight." Often used by fat people to end their sentences.

Fat Lady: Hey, dearie. :)

by susisusi January 14, 2009

oh dear

a surprised comment

human 1 : the dog peed on the rug

human 2 : oh dear

by becky lynn 21 August 6, 2018

Dear Santa

A very fit women. So fit you would write to Santa Claus and ask for her for christmas.

She's a dear santa

by Bodge001 October 20, 2008

Dear Comma

When a misplaced or missing comma, or inserting an extra comma, in a contract can cost a company lots of money, as the meaning of a sentence inadvertently favors the employees instead of the employer.

By accidentally inserting a comma between “fruit” and “plants” in the draft containing “fruit plants, tropical and semi-tropical, are exempt from import tariffs,” all imported fruit suddenly become duty-free; as a result, the government loses tens of millions of dollars for that “dear comma.”

by MathPlus December 24, 2018

dear white people

A racist quote that black people use for white people. A person who is a social justice warrior that blames white people.

"Dear white people i hate how you white people smell and maybe you guys can take a shower sometime."
"Im white so what happens if I say dear black people," social justice warrior, " You are racist, fuck you!!"

by by myperson.com February 14, 2017

queer dear

a phrase used when one straight female informs another that a hot guy she just saw is, in fact, gay

Oh, he's a queer dear. Sorry sweetie.

by joesmith40 September 16, 2006