The part of Alabama that somehow broke off and joined the Great White North. This state is just like Alabama except there are no blacks or Mexicans. There are also no gays since North Dakota has the death penalty for fucking each other in the ass.
How come the Census Bureau named North Dakota the best state to get a job? Because everyone in North Dakota actually works for a living instead of leeching off Social Security, welfare, and entitlement benefits.
by DickSuckinMotherFucker April 8, 2011
Get the North Dakotamug. Only state in the Union that does not exist.
If you really want to go there, the only way is through Area 51 where they have a machine that freezes you to absolute zero and transports you instantaneously to North Dakota (a.k.a. the only state in the Union that does not exist).
If you really want to go there, the only way is through Area 51 where they have a machine that freezes you to absolute zero and transports you instantaneously to North Dakota (a.k.a. the only state in the Union that does not exist).
by Oceanridge91 December 20, 2007
Get the North Dakotamug. the most amazing bestfrand anyone could have .. he saves me .. helps me .. encourages me .. gives me someone to go to .. he is simply ahmaze. he makes me laugh more than anyother person .. theres nothing in the world that we could find weird to talk about ..
he's WAYYY fuckin xooler than me ..
thats fuh-sho.
i know more about this boy than almost anyone .. (that i know of) .. and i know for sure .. that this boy knows more about me .. than my family does ..
hes too ahmaze to put into words.
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
theres THE definition of him. its true. it should be in the fuh-real dictionary.
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he's WAYYY fuckin xooler than me ..
thats fuh-sho.
i know more about this boy than almost anyone .. (that i know of) .. and i know for sure .. that this boy knows more about me .. than my family does ..
hes too ahmaze to put into words.
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
theres THE definition of him. its true. it should be in the fuh-real dictionary.
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j: youhr WAY xooler than me.
d: as if!
j: i PROMISE! its in the DICTIONARY!
d: NO!
j: its OBVIOUS YOUHR XOOLER. youhr a dakota p. !
d: as if!
j: i PROMISE! its in the DICTIONARY!
d: NO!
j: its OBVIOUS YOUHR XOOLER. youhr a dakota p. !
by Jessie Trousdale May 3, 2008
Get the dakota p.mug. Geography-wise, the worst state in the union. Gives Kansas a run for its money in flatness, and has the added bonus of the coldest winters on the continent. Not too many hicks, but the majority of people who live here are white and old--young people tend to move away as soon as they graduate. The only source of civilization, Fargo, is basically an extension of Minnesota. All in all a waste of land and should probably be sold to Canada or something.
by lcduke May 12, 2007
Get the North Dakotamug. Misconstrude as a "hick" state where they dont have cars or shit and ride horses all day, milking cows and shit. It's cold most of the year and America's outlet for Meth. Also, number 2 in binge drinking.
a.k.a. The Nodak, or the Dak
a.k.a. The Nodak, or the Dak
by TheLillah April 22, 2004
Get the North Dakotamug. when dakota's friends get funnier after spending more time with him. this effects tens of people a year.
person 1: dude have you heard? kaleb has been so much funnier recently!
person 2: damn dude that's crazy so have jackson and hunter! That's what we call the dakota effect!
person 2: damn dude that's crazy so have jackson and hunter! That's what we call the dakota effect!
by dakotalovesyou June 29, 2023
Get the the dakota effectmug. He is a big jerk who acts like he cares about other people but he doesn’t he will buy you nice things to try to make you love him then he will earn your trust and then he will break up with you over text and hurt you then try to be friend with you again and you should say hell to the fuck no
by Ayo it’s still me March 3, 2019
Get the Dakota Benerdmug.