by J Plasma Funk Mastah February 14, 2017
Get the crotch saucemug. The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.
"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."
"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"
"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"
by SchmoopsyNickelpickel March 3, 2010
Get the crotch basketmug. The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013
Get the zombie crotchmug. by Emily, Emma and Lindsay March 27, 2009
Get the crotch bunchmug. when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out
I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.
by wangnotlohan June 14, 2011
Get the crotch freezemug. A lunch you have where your meal is sitting between your legs (in your crotch) when driving. This meal is very common to busy people who have no time to sit down and eat so they drive and eat at the same time.
Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
by jaytee15 December 27, 2011
Get the Crotch lunchmug. by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020
Get the crotch eggmug.