Crotch-Confidence

Having confidence in one's ability to move and contort one's crotch while dancing.

During the Super Bowl halftime show, Beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence.

by Bee-Money May 8, 2013

crotch sauce

Jizz. Cum. The liquid secretion product brought about, frequently via orgasm.

Bitches are ravenous for my crotch sauce.

by J Plasma Funk Mastah February 14, 2017

crotch hunter

The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.

I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*

by RielyTaylor March 4, 2009

zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.

"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"

by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013

cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch

Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard

by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

crotch bunch

the bunch in your pants that makes it look like you have a crotch

suzy- its likes i have a penis in that picture

dionne- no man its just your crotch bunch!

by Emily, Emma and Lindsay March 27, 2009

Crotch lunch

A lunch you have where your meal is sitting between your legs (in your crotch) when driving. This meal is very common to busy people who have no time to sit down and eat so they drive and eat at the same time.

Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"

by jaytee15 December 27, 2011