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the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.
"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"
by jessinof July 22, 2017
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Crayon

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020
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big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.
That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!
by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022
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crayon

When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.
"Why are you scratching your ass like that?"

"I drew blood chasing a crayon!
by jakmof April 21, 2018
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Crayon

G Dragon's song about crayons (JK)
I's pretty lit.

VIP for LIFE!!
"Why so serious?"
"GET YOUR CRAYON!!!"
by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018
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Crayon Class

noun

1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);

2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot college girls are in my general-education crayon class | after getting destroyed by my engineering coursework, I can attend my crayon class and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 7, 2024
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Crayon

A crazy person, or a person who is acting crazy. Stems from “cray.”
Person 1: “Why didn’t you text me last night? Were you with a girl?”

Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
by baby-bop March 28, 2018
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