Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014

caught in cotton

Not wanting to be informal. When a woman and a man get together, if they have sex the woman would want to be wearing a lacy, silk thong, not cotton granny panties.

Two men are waiting in line for a job interview.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.

by Snazzy Suit Man June 9, 2011

Cotton Milk

Cotton Milk Refers to the milky taste of your saliva after smoking weed, getting cotton mouth, and drinking a glass of milk

Man I love Cotton Milk" "Yeah, it's like a never ending glass of milk!

by Kanichols June 5, 2010

Cotton Activist

Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.

He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.

by stinkydinker February 12, 2018

cotton bridge

When a girl and a guys pubes touch during sexual intercourse

"Yo dude I just formed the cotton bridge with that bitch."

by I have a peepee January 20, 2015

Cotton Field

a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)

Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cotton field i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.

by Justiceemu February 6, 2009