cotton bridge

When a girl and a guys pubes touch during sexual intercourse

"Yo dude I just formed the cotton bridge with that bitch."

by I have a peepee January 20, 2015

cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town this weekend and all this porn has given me cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014

Cotton Activist

Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.

He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.

by stinkydinker February 12, 2018

coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.

Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020

swallowing cotton

When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.

Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Cotton Field

a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)

Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cotton field i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.

by Justiceemu February 6, 2009