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canoodle and crawl

Having sexual intercourse with a female of whom you do not intend to call back the next day; Also known as ghosting
“She thought I was sticking around, I was there to canoodle and crawl dude”
by canoodleandcrawl69 May 14, 2018
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canoodle and crawl

Having sexual intercourse with a female of whom you do not intend to call back the next day; Also known as ghosting
“She thought I was sticking around, I was there to canoodle and crawl dude”
by canoodleandcrawl69 May 14, 2018
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Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
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Canoodle

A combination of the Swedish word knulla (to screw) and the English word cuddle.
Please do not canoodle in front of the customers.
by operationblueocean September 27, 2018
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Canoodle

Pronounced ( kan - oodle )
- Verb -
The act of intertwining, twist up together, or the action of making babies.
Ex: My girlfriend and I like to canoodle ( hold hands you nasty perv, get your head out of the gutter ) when we walk together.

Ex 2: In order for the the wild Australia penguin to re populate it must find a mate for the up coming dry and hot season to canoodle with before taking the long trail back to China.
by Pseudonym of him November 21, 2019
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controller killer

A song/level in Beat Saber that makes you yeet your controllers together.
"man i broke my thumb because of the controller killer
by Old_zitterhand May 27, 2020
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