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Colorado Turnaround

When a woman is riding a double ended dildo with the other end in a dude's ass, all while giving him a reacharound. When he's about to pop, he spins around and blasts love graffiti all over her Rocky Mountains.
After giving Randy a thorough Jersey Foghorn, Melissa applied the Colorado Turnaround and relished in the results.
by Pumpkinhead_j June 16, 2005
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colorguarder

A Kid who's confident, loud and most certainly didn't want to be a cheerleader.

Guy Guard Member:
He can be gay, but not always. He's strong, graceful and is always surrounded by 40 girls. He has real balls to go up infront of tons of people and do amazing shit to only get critisized.

Girl Guard Member:

A pretty and outgoing girl. She's sweet and helpful to anyone who wants to learn about guard. There loyal and care about they're guard family.

They are all amazing, and are a huge family along with the marching band :)
Damn, Those Colorguarders stick together.

That's stephy, she's a Colorguarder.

Look at how graceful those Colorguarders are!
by SmileKid16 May 4, 2010
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Radio Free Colorado

If you like Classic and Modern Rock internet radio to listen to, this station is the bomb.
Listening to Radio Free Colorado reminds people how bad FM Radio sucks today.
by Speed Racer September 3, 2006
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Colorado factor

the fact that there is a higher incidence of people(larger percentage of the state population) publicly smoking marijuana or talking about marijuana in the state of Colorado than in any other state of the Union.
The Colorado factor was in full effect at that Paul McCartney concert at the Pepsi Center.
by Sam Barrows January 28, 2006
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The Color System

The color system contains 5 colors that describe the conditions of the other sex. It is an alternate system to the 0-10 number system. It is not exactly like the number system in that it incorporates more than just physical appearance, it also has the mental aspect involved. The colors are Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, and Red. You can ask your friends for their opinion on the situation and they can give you a color that they think is appropriate. The color is not necessarily the same for every person.

Blue- If It happens it happens. This is a situation where you are attracted to someone but you wouldn't make a move but if they did then you would go with it.

Green- Go for it. This is when you are attracted to this person and you want to pursue. It also works for when you see someone and think they are attractive but you don't know anything else about them.

Yellow- is caution. When a situation was formerly green and something about this person causes caution to the pursuer.

Orange- Is very cautionary. There is very little reason to continue pursuing this person. There is something that is wrong with them, or they don't get along with you or the people that you are around.

Red- Get out of there. This could be someone that is unattractive or just full blown crazy and you should have nothing to do with them. Cut off all communication get out of the situation.
When at a bar you can ask your friend what the color is on a girl. She is hot so your friend says green to encourage you to go for it.

If you can't get a good view of a someone you can ask for a color from "The Color System" on how hot they are.
by BDP88 May 16, 2010
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I can't reach pink color

What every single mobile game ad says EVEN WHEN THERE IS A PINK COLOR IN THERE

What I'm asking is:
Why pink?
Why are the owners of the game obsessed with the color pink?
What's the matter?
How do you reach the pink color when it's not even there?
Why does it say "I can't reach pink color" when they are currently doing something with a pink object?
And why does it say "I can't reach pink cube" when there are no pink cubes in the game?
"I can't reach pink color" types:
"I can't reach pink color"
"Only 1% can reach pink color"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink color"
"No one can reach pink color"
"Can you reach pink color?"
"I can't reach pink color :("
"I can't reach pink color 😥"
"I can't reach pink color 😭😭😭"
"I can't reach the pink (object)"
"Only 1% can reach pink (object)"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink (object)"
"No one can reach pink (object)"
"Can you reach pink (object)?"
"I can't reach pink (object) :("
"I can't reach pink (object) 😥"
"I can't reach pink (object) 😭😭😭"
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off color

1. crude, vulgar, tasteless or sexual

2. irrelevant to the topic
He made a few off color remarks about your cousin.
by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008
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