Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.
It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.
by DJ Walt April 23, 2009
by Alpha_Ranga August 09, 2020
Holy shit we better finish this job soon, its already past 5:00 and my beerological clock is ticking.
by flyingglass March 13, 2011
Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
Example 1:
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock
Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!
Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
by Black Cocksmith June 17, 2017
A nickname for Ouro Kronii given to her by her senpai Mori Calliope, stemming from her lore as the incarnation of time and clockwork motif.
Mori: Sent ya a little Uno invite, slid into your Uno DMs
Gura: Oh my
Kronii: You guys want your own room? You're sounding kinda intimate
Mori: Don't make it weird, Clock-kun
Gura: Oh my
Kronii: You guys want your own room? You're sounding kinda intimate
Mori: Don't make it weird, Clock-kun
by Bathmat January 14, 2022
An individual who possesses certain attributes that reveal their true gender. Usually used in the lgbtq community to distinguish a biological woman, versus a transgender woman. “Clock Monster” is a derogatory term.
Vanessa is such a clock monster: you see that hard ass jawline and them big feet? Even though she has a wig on, you can definitely tell that’s a man.
by mkckjclub January 29, 2023
by minutezdef May 17, 2021