Cheeseburger

A unit of measurement used in the U.S.

Tim: How much farther is the campsite?
Brian: It's about 17000 cheeseburgers away.
Tim: Oh.

by Beoejsa a March 2, 2020

Cheeseburger

You can call your biggest enemy a cheeseburger. Cheeseburger- Someone who is a hater or just someone you dislike.

Dude #1: Hey you’re ugly.

Dude #2: Yeah well at least i’m not a CHEESEBURGER

by A friendly stranger November 17, 2020

Cheeseburger

Calling someone overweight without them knowing

We have a Cheeseburger over there !

by Hogieeeeee bear July 13, 2020

The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020

Cheeseburger

A cheeseburger, nice big plump and juicy

Cheeseburger, the one thing I obviously did not eat from you ;-;

by I didn’t eat your cheeseburger September 11, 2020

Barbecue Cheeseburger

The best cheeseburger mcdonalds has ever made. It's got barbecue sauce, fried onion, and bacon, best combo ever

Fuck they stopped selling the barbecue cheeseburger

by Dumbice October 25, 2020

Cheeseburger without Cheese

A Cheeseburger with no Cheese

A fucking hamburger.

Who the hell orders a Cheeseburger without Cheese? Just order a damn hamburger at that point

by A Literal Glass Of Water October 8, 2020